*if 'today' was actually last Sunday then this statement would be totally, totally not a lie.
All my life I have reminded people of my big day about 11 months in advance. All my life.
And this year, I go and forget that it's my birthday until 9am ON THE DAY. What the hell is wrong with me? Is 31 the new memory loss drug?
So, please forgive me for trying to trick you with the title. It's just that I also forgot to blog about it and let everyone in the whole wide world** know that I had a birthday this year.
** Another small lie - as my stats will attest, the whole wide world does not read my blog. Sigh.