1. Our fire is pouring smoke into the kitchen and lounge, the bathroom floor is still just exposed wood (because the lino was ripped out), the fridge door is broken and the dishwasher is a nightmare to use - all of this because our landlord is one lazy SOB that likes taking the rent money but not taking care of the property.
2. There are people who insist on asking me when I am going to have another child.
3. In terms of levels of annoyance, they are followed closely by people who ask me if I'm pregnant.
4. There is someone in our house who eats all the good chocolates from the selection box. His name starts with J and ends with ULES.
(No actual goats were harmed in the making of this post).