1. I can write anything I want on my blog and not get fired.
2. When people ask if I'm free for coffee the answer is always Yes, Yes, Yes.
3. Sick days are just like all other days... just with more, um, sickness.
4. It's almost impossible for me to put on weight because I can't afford the junk food required.
5. I get to watch my beautiful boy growing and learning everyday. Awwww.